my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
but imagine walking down the stairs and seeing this
- John Green, Paper Towns (via sassyfag)
Aaron Paul: confused by fashion
the greatest post in internet history
"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.